I’ve been writing prescriptions for twenty years. Early in my career I realized what patients often need can’t be delivered by Pfizer or Merck. Here are some of the best prescriptions I’ve ever written:
- Have sex every day!
- Quit your job!
- Take a one-week vacation at the coast.
- Go on a seven-day silent retreat in the woods.
- Find a girlfriend.
- Reconnect with deceased relatives.
- Experience a month-long media fast.
- Fall in love with yourself.
- Drink kale smoothies (recipe provided).
- Practice twice-daily meditation.
- Speak your truth.
- Get a puppy.
- Publish a book.
- Come with me to a writer’s conference. I’ll pay.
- Get divorced!
- See an energy healer. I’ll go with you.
- Sell your car & commute by bike.
- Start a spring garden (seeds provided).
- Avoid your mother-in-law.
. . . and more!
Can I have your Kale smoothie recipe please?
I bought some Kale the other day, tried making kale chips and they were horrible. I really want to give this stuff a decent try though and I havent given up on it yet!
Use lacinto kale (same as italian kale or dinosaur kale). Use only a few leaves in your first batch. Blend with apple of choice (I like fuji), and a ripe banana. Add water and blend. You can add as many other fruits as you like. This is just the basic recipe.